Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

inn0vation:

I think one of the saddest things is when two people really get to know each other: their secrets, their fears, their favourite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. It’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
orgasmictipsforgirls:

silencegotblownapart:

s3x-addicti0n:

i-am-sherlockedx:

this gif should be seen by all

I am always going to reblog this it makes me die of laughter every time

Oh god so accurate

too perfect!

orgasmictipsforgirls:

silencegotblownapart:

s3x-addicti0n:

i-am-sherlockedx:

this gif should be seen by all

I am always going to reblog this it makes me die of laughter every time

Oh god so accurate

too perfect!

smallworldofbigal:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

is that espurr

Christal blue persuasion